There are a few do’s and don’t’s when it comes to shoplifting. The Guys won’t dare tell you the do’s because we enjoy being free citizens of this country; however, we will say that there’s probably one big don’t that you should put above all else: don’t leave any evidence back at the store that can incriminate you.
Examples of this can be:
- your driver’s license or any form of state-issued identification
- fingerprints
- DNA
- a journal detailing your deepest thoughts and feelings about Chad, the hunk that just moved into town
- your business card
- your one-year-old baby, along with that…
- your sister that has a strong “you or me” flight mechanism holding your baby