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What’s oblong, in different colors, found in car parks, and not really that impressive?
Answer: the latest “crime spree” in East Sussex. Need a hint on what the story’s about?
He added: ‘However, from what we’ve seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won’t be in a hurry to be identified.’
Maybe the air in East Sussex is just cold like the water?