What a b$%ch!

Some people just have all the nerve, and the news ain’t gonna take it lying down anymore.

Nonnie Dotson, if you didn’t want to meet your friends for a smoothie, you could have at least called.

Maybe they’re tired of smoothies, too, but they didn’t disappear off the face of the earth to avoid them. Why, you could’ve suggested something else. I’m sure the ladies would have been just fine with a pilates class or a mocha-frapa-chachi-rama-lama-ding-dong soy latte.

Way to make this all about you.