Are you feeling lonely? Depressed? Sad? Stay the hell away from us, bub.
A new study shows that loneliness can spread to up to three degrees of people. This means that if you feel like a disease, technically, you are. The concern here is that if you’re lonely, you’re not supposed to be able to tell other people about it, because no one is around.
So to repeat, we don’t want to talk to sad people, but when you’re cheered up about the whole “no one wants to talk to me” thing, we’ll be happy to talk to you.