OK, so everybody in the world online has their own theories as to whether Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign is deader than AIDS research. Of course, many of these opinions are biased by either support of Barack Obama or their dad who hates Mrs. Clinton.
To this point, nobody has been able to pinpoint one exact moment when she should have gone whereever Geraldine Ferraro cries off public-lashings. Until now: a Hillary Tall Tale Generator is up on Something Awful.
Is this automated list of tall tales, and subsequent gaming jokes, the death blow to her campaign?
Point: Nobody cares about Vin Diesel anymore. Is he still alive? Mr. Diesel: cough once for yes, make a sequel to The Chronicles of Riddick for no.
Counterpoint: Chuck Norris became a deciding factor in the Republican primaries … until Republicans woke up from that 12-week Mai Tai bender with a Mike Huckabee tattoo. Still, nobody has challenged Mr. Norris to a celebrity boxing match, so his career isn’t dead.
What say you, SeriouslyReaders? Share your points, counterpoints and Vin Diesel jokes in the comments!