Ain’t no party like a Pope Ben party …

… ‘Cause a Pope Ben party don’t stop!

In our continuing coverage of the papal visit to the White House, SeriouslyGuys has discovered that after President Bush picked him up from the airport, they launched an ill Pope birthday party on the South Lawn.

This dope affair included “a 21-gun salute, a famed soprano’s rendition of ‘The Lord’s Prayer’ and an emotional presidential welcome.”   Over 9,000 guests showed up, so the singing of “Happy Birthday to You” was off the hook!