So what does that make UNC?

God’s Gift Achiuwa is an actual name of a person.

God’s Gift Achiuwa is a basketball player, and thus not an alias for Cam Newton.

Most importantly though, God’s Gift Achiuwa will be playing for St. John’s University.

A former juco player, Achiuwa has committed to the Red Storm for next season. He apparently chose the school of Washington and Cincinnati. Luckily, the punctuation is in his first name (sort of?) rather than his last name, so don’t worry too hard about that people that make the jerseys!

Mind you, this isn’t that big of a news item, as, much like Cincinnati, Georgetown and most other teams in the Big East, the day that SJU plays a game in the NCAA Tournament is more often than not the day that God rested.