Not necessarily from the people who brought you Movember (or Rick Snee) and not necessarily in the same spirit as that or a playoff beard, get ready men that produce a sufficient amount of testosterone: the Million Mustache March is on!
For April. Because consonance is for suckers, it would seem.
Even though the march is designed to take place on the first of the month, there’s no word yet on whether it’s an April Fools prank. The event, spearheaded by the American Mustache Institute, is designed to help bring attention to and successfully “provide a $250 annual tax deduction for expenditures on mustache grooming supplies” by marching on D.C.
Luckily enough, we have a guy in the area to provide a report on it: one Bryan McBournie. Better get working on that porn ‘stache so that you can blend in incognito-like.