Chicago buzz kill

There’s a reason we’re glad the Bears started Rex Grossman in the Super Bowl four years ago. The Chicago Bears, who are most famous for “The Super Bowl Shuffle” and a short-lived SNL skit, have now offered roughly 100 booze-free tailgating spots at Soldier Field for this upcoming season.

This raises the age old question: but if the children aren’t exposed to booze, how will they find out how delicious it is?