B-Bee: New celebrity trainwreck?

Autobot/bitchin’ Camaro Bumblebee, or B-Bee as he’s known to friends on the L.A. night scene, crashed into a police SUV while on set in Washington D.C. for Transformers 3.

The victim was DC Police Bomb Squad vehicle reporting to the site of a suspicious package. While crossing through an intersection, the intoxicated or even high on nitrous B-Bee T-boned the valiant cruiser before it could save innocent lives.

We haven’t bothered to follow-up on the terrorism story or whatever, but B-Bee’s nose was smashed in and may require surgery/rehab.

Behind the eight-ball

Maybe she should have sent one of those STD e-cards.At least that’s what our early frontrunner for our headline of the day alludes too. Welcome back to the spotlight, Lindsay Lohan. The Mean Girls star is getting tag-teamed by three guys … in a court of law. It appears as if our powdered nose actress “commandeered” an SUV and held three people captive while going on quite an adventure.

Headlines not used:
-Lindsay Lohan beating off three guys, legally
-Speed kills
-Three men and a crack whore