It’s drunk driving while being driven

Scottsdale is not exactly a town known for sports, but we here at SG can’t help but fully support this endeavor. A business that can help jump-start the economy while getting you sloshed, Tour de Tavern is a roving bike seating 16 people that not only gets its patrons from one location to another in town, but it also gives you an adventure that you can tell people about it (if you can remember the night, that is).

“We start and stop right back here at The Lodge and everyone winds up back at their vehicle,” [co-founder Peter] Drubin said. He added if you’re too tipsy to drive, they have a partnership with a nearby hotel to get you a deal. And you can’t “bring your own beer” – yet.

A taxi service that doesn’t smell, provides safety to its occupants, is incredibly cheap, stimulates the economy, is green AND is done in the name of booze-a-hol? This business needs to go national.