Controversial Pastor Terry Jones, who torched a Koran in his church’s backyard to goad his Middle Eastern equivalents to riot in Afghanistan, has courageously traveled to Dearborn, Mich.
He heard there are a lot of Muslims he could protest there, but not the scary ones that kill antagonistic white Christian bigots.
In fact, Terry’s so mantastically badass that he accidentally fired a gun, which he believed he would still need for protection, in his car.
Don’t worry, though: our Christian warrior missed his what-must-be-tremendous balls.
