The research team discovered this effect when studying high-level male athletes, who often take the highest doses of ibuprofen to treat and prevent muscle pain. This is especially bad news for The Guys, who are high-level drinking athletes — we already can’t take acetaminophen.
Men, if you want to live longer, stop working out. You read that correctly, working out may kill you, according to a Yale professor.
We’ve all heard that working out is good for you, but what if it wasn’t? According to Yale anthropologist Richard Bribiescas, as men age, they lose some of the testosterone in their bodies, and because the chemical is kind of harmful for human bodies, including the heart, its decrease has been linked to men living longer. If you’re an older man and you work out a lot, your body is still producing as much testosterone as ever, which means your body still has to process that hormone, which could shorten your life.
So if any of you have a death pool for The Guys, the smart money is on Rick Snee.
We know how much you ladies love a man with big, luxurious balls, but did you ever consider that your shallowness is killing us?
Researchers studying eunuchs in the Chosun Dynasty — the era of Korean royalty spanning from 1392 to 1910 — found that castrated men lived on average to 70, which was 14 to 19 years longer than their swingin’ peers. Even the kings they served lived to only an average age of 47. Even in comparison to today’s males, three out of the 81 eunuchs survived to 100, which is 130 times more likely even with modern testicular medicine and grooming habits.
So, we finally figured out why married men live longer than single ones. (BOOM! Comedy nuke!)
Are you having trouble “getting it up” in the sack, ladies? (What? We’re not gynecologists.)
It must be really troubling because your old man keeps popping Viagra like it’s the Rapture, but where’s your little blue pill? Sure, he gets a medical boner, but you still have to get excited by his wrinkly liver spots?
Not anymore, thanks to Science! If you’re having trouble drinking-in that tall glass of prune juice you call a man, just slap on a testosterone patch. You won’t just want arbitrary, clinical sex. You’ll also: