Johnson! Cotton! Get in our office!
We’ve got the city superintendent breathing down our necks about a couple of loose cannons causing mayhem in the streets. Oh? You don’t know what we’re talking about? How does this jog your memory:
One unidentified perp pulled up to a certain cookie-selling stakeout, jumped out of his car and nabbed a cash box containing $200. During his attempt to drive off, one Girl Scout, Iravia Cotton, punched the assailant, while the other, Rachel Johnson, jumped on the getaway car. Johnson was dragged by the car, sustaining minor scrapes and bruises.
You know, we ought to take your sashes and berets. God knows the Commissioner wants us to, and your style may not be “orthodox” or “by the scout handbook,” but dammit … you get results. We’re putting you back out there, and if we hear just one more word about your hijinks, you’ll be manning a desk beat in less time than we can eat this box of Thin Mints.