We need to make movies about other holidays. We only make ones about Halloween and Christmas, and that’s probably why people like them so much. We force feed ourselves images of why these days are special and that’s all we focus on. I want us to make some movies about the magic of Thanksgiving, where everyone dunks everything they eat in gravy, and then falls asleep on the couch drunk by 5 p.m. If you were busy getting benched this week, odds are you missed it.
Never become the story
This week, Today Show host Matt Lauer and radio yarn spinner Garrison Keillor were fired from there jobs amid allegations of inappropriate sexual behavior. One report against Lauer, and this is true, is that he gave a female employee a sex toy and wrote her a note about what he wanted to do with it. Meanwhile, female staffers reported numerous unwanted invitations to skinny dip with Keillor in Lake Woebegone.
Oye! Oye! Oye!
A prominent Anglican priest in London this week encouraged followers to pray that Prince George, 4, is gay. I just don’t think I’ll ever understand these old royal engagement traditions.
Something happened in Delaware
Parts of the Mid-Atlantic were rocked when a magnitude 4.1 earthquake struck near Dover, Delaware on Thursday. President Donald Trump said he hopes for a speedy recovery from the natural disaster, adding that the nation of Delaware brought this on itself.