Portland is probably known for a ton of odd characteristics:
- The home of Voodoo Donuts.
- The Mecca of conservative hippies.
- The West Coast Mecca of hipsters.
- An incredibly high strip club-to-resident ratio.
- An incredibly high amount of hobos.
And now, a characteristic within a characteristic: totally legal topless panhandling.
Meanwhile, those who saw Friday’s topless panhandling say they’re not surprised.
“I think,” said a bystander, “it’s part of life in Portland.”
That sound you hear is the blood vessels in The Guys’ heads BURSTING.