Town Hall Participant: “[… In conclusion,] don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.”
Rep. Pete Stark (D-California): OK. I won’t pee on your leg.
Media: OMG! Rep. Stark refuses to pee on his constituent’s leg!
And then the same news sources ask why everyone’s tone is unconcillatory during this healthcare debate.
Rick Snee Antidisestablishmentarianism Militia
August 1, 2009 Meeting Minutes
Attendance: 3,171, of which 3,101 were new members as of November 5, 2008.
Icebreaker: Loudest gun mods and quietest homemade silencers contest
Pat Simmons won for loudest gun modification by adding a police siren and glass pack to his Browning Automatic Rifle.
He narrowly edged out second place, (his brother) Greg Simmons’ similar modification, by yelling, “USA!” very loudly while firing. Greg tried to yell, too, but he had already lost his voice at the Ted Nugget tribute show last night at the Flying-J.
Jerome Lyzon won for quietest homemade silencer by skewering a summer sausage with his .357 magnum. For the record, Lyzon added that there’s nothing gay to be taken from that and shut up, you’re queer. Continue reading Take it from Snee: Explaining guns at health care protests
