The Germans will invade your farm, requisition your equipment

Sooner or later, it happens to everyone–you’re out with some friends enjoy a few drinks, and one by one, everyone in your group leaves. Suddenly, you realize you have no way of getting home. Some people might call their friends and tell them to pick them up. Others may even stagger around in the parking lot until the bartender drives them home. In Germany, they take a different approach.

A 23-year-old German dude was abandoned by his girlfriend at a nightclub. Not having a car–or a license, for that matter–police say the man decided to steal a tractor and drive his way home. Only thing is, the police caught up with him, as he lead them on a very slow chase. He lead police on for 40 minutes going about 12 mph.

OK, so where are their clubs and tractors nearby?