Organic salads get even more organic

Though we’re a fairly carnivorous website, we understand the need for people to go vegetarian every now and then. Though it’s not nearly as strong a front that meat-eaters provide, the indirect approach to the War on Animals that plant-eaters use still makes an impact on our enemies.

We don’t necessarily think that the streams should be crossed though. When you’re hungry, you just want what you crave. If that’s a salad, then that’s a salad. Just a salad. Not a salad with a live tree frog.

SG wholeheartedly recommends not eating live tree frogs. They can be incredibly poisonous and toxic if touched, and most usually fatal if consumed. SG also wholeheartedly recommends not eating salads from wholesale stores, but not because they can be incredibly poisonous and toxic if touched and fatal if consumed. It’s just low-rent.

Just think of it as a complimentary bonus

It’s hard enough as it is to get the kids to eat their salad. But Tracy Grimes will have an even tougher time getting her 4 and 8 year-old kids to nibble their greens after she found a tree frog in a bag of romaine lettuce she bought from a Kroger supermarket in Michigan recently.

Grimes decided to keep the frog (still in the bag of lettuce, mind you) for three days in the garage, stored in a paper bag. While the children wanted to keep the frog as a pet, the family released it into their backyard. Kroger spokesman Dale Hollandsworth offered the Grimes family an apology and said the store would replace the romaine lettuce. He offered his backyard pond as a potential home for the frog.

We here at SG can only hope that the backyard pond is full of acid. Stop trying to infiltrate our food, animals! We’ll eat you when we’re good and ready!