What if his name was John Doe this whole time?

Authorities in Utah are perplexed by a prisoner who has been held in jail for more than three weeks for misdemeanor charges because he refuses to reveal his name. He was arrested for trespassing in a parking garage and will remain in custody until he can be identified for court.

The Utah County Sheriffs Department says they have tried everything, including giving him a calling card so that he might call friends or relatives. (He hasn’t.) As they return to the drawing board, they plan to continue introducing him to friends to prompt him to say his name and calling out every name in a baby book until his ears involuntarily perk.

Any information leading to his identification will be rewarded with shares of the magical treasure he’s protecting.

Police celebrate woman’s coming out party with trespassing charges

There is in the closet and then there is in the closet.

One Japanese woman was charged with trespassing after she was found in the closet of a man’s home. The only thing is, she wasn’t just passing through and wanted to see how much storage the house had, allegedly she had been living in the man’s closet for over a year. The man began to get suspicious after food kept disappearing from his kitchen.

This led the man to buy a home security system, which detected movement inside the house, but when police arrived, they found all the doors and windows were locked. The woman was found when they searched the whole house.