The sun is a dick

It’s not easy being a trucker, despite what Clint Eastwood would have you think. You’re all alone on the highways, when you go into a diner, you can feel all the eyes upon you and you just wish the night was through, if Bob Seger has anything to say about it.

Also, because of your route, you may end up becoming Two Face thanks to the sun.

A 69 year old man spent 28 years of life on the road, trucking from one end of the country to the other. The end result?

The photo, recently released by New England Journal of Medicine, shows that the right side of the unnamed man’s face is smooth, while the sun-damaged half is crevassed and pruned beyond his years from years of the sun shining on his face as he drove.

The sun has officially become a writer for Batman.