This is it, boozehounds! This is the day we’ve trained for! Mexico has invented a cloud that precipitates tequila, and, brothers and sisters, The Guys are ready to sing in that rain.
Of course, there are a couple of threats to consider:
1. The border wall is no defense against Mexico’s greatest export since Taco Tuesday in aerosol form.
2. It’s being developed with the Germans. That can’t be good.
3. It’s the greatest weather-based threat to clothes since acid rain. The aftermath of a full-on tequila storm will leave more people naked than Burning Man. And possibly result in The Purge.