Oil trading at an all-time high

Sex!

Drugs!

Rock and roll! Okay, maybe not that, but how about …

Corruption!

Big Oil!

No, it’s not a “Dallas” marathon … it’s the U.S. Interior Department! DUM, DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMMMM! Who knew that our nation’s most boring cabinet department was also the freakiest … or that working for the government could be so much fun? Well, other than the people working in all those other cabinet departments.