The Vdara is in the new giant Las Vegas City Center complex in the middle of the strip, a place that has around 4 hotels or so. You know what it also has?
People staying at the hotel have been complaining lately about being more tanned than usual. This isn’t necessarily because of a growing ozone layer hole above the neon city, but because a design flaw in the building. Said flaw has been magnifying the searing light of the sun into a highly potent laser beam of doom, much like you probably did to ants or beetles as a child with a magnifying glass.
The temperatures of the rays have gotten so hot that it’s managed to melt different layers of plastic, something that normally doesn’t begin melting until a minimum of 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Ladies and gentlemen, we are clearly looking at the first ever super villain death trap. I applaud the architects in charge.