A pox upon your beef!

We’ve told you many, many times before about the dangers of witch doctors in everyday life. Nonetheless, some times, it’s as if the Weekly World News never left us. Especially when it involves animal organs.

The best part of the story?

Officers said they did some research and found a cow’s tongue is used in different types of rituals, including one that would make someone stop gossiping or talking about a person, which is what this appears to be, Lewis said.

One Web site called it a hoodoo ritual, another called it a Santeria ritual, police said.

Because everything on the internet is true.

Voodoo politics

In America, if we don’t like our politicians, we write songs about or call our favorite national talk radio personalities. It goes without saying that everything in France is just a little different. There, a publishing company has been releasing dolls that look like President Nicolas Sarkozy and includes a voodoo manual.

This has Sarkozy a bit upset. He has threatened to sue the company because apparently over there, famous people still own their likeness, unlike politicians here in the U.S.

The Guys applaud France’s attempts at expression of its disappointment with its leaders. We are glad to see something in between sad films about the pointlessness of life and more than a week’s worth of riots. However, this blog is keeping a wary eye on you, France. We defeated witchdoctors once and we can do it again.