It’s only a crime when you’re not demonstrating it, right?

It’s Super Bowl time, which means we clearly don’t need to worry about anything that happens west of New Orleans, right? Wrong. Roxanne Rubin, ever-vigilant patriot that’s not a journalist at all, decided to do some undercover journalism and crack the lid open on voting fraud by proving it exists.

“But Guys,” you may say, “the election was November. That’s two, three months ago.” And we’ll nod our heads and simply ask to turn on the Keurig, break out a cup and keep reading. That cup of schadenfreude will soon be yours.

Rubin, in her steadfast passion, managed to prove something: voter fraud can be committed. She also proved that she could be arrested for committing voter fraud and found guilty in a court of law after copping a plea bargain. Remember, she’s not a journalist, not that the line “It’s okay, I’m an undercover journalist” tends to fly that well in a court of law.

Mmmm-mmm, smell that schadenfreude. Drink deep and enjoy, faithful reader.

Finally: a documented instance of voter fraud

It’s been a while since we heard from our old buddy, conservative documentarian and pimp James O’Keefe. It appears he’s no longer required to stay within his home state’s lines as a condition of his probation for an attempted wiretapping, because now he’s under investigation for breaking election laws in New Hampshire.

O’Keefe and his cohorts were caught providing a false name to a poll worker in Manchester. In fact, it was the poll worker’s recently deceased husband. How recent? He died 10 days ago.

O’Keefe is now being investigated by New Hampshire’s Attorney General for video-tapping a poll worker without permission, providing a false name to secure a ballot and the federal crime of crossing state lines to tamper with another state’s election. This is also bad news for O’Keefe because he proved the opposite of what he had hoped: that lax voter ID laws don’t help Democrats commit voter fraud and steal elections.