In Soviet Russia, cop goes for ride with you!

It’s the night beat. You’re tired, hungry, and for story purposes, we’ll say that you’re a night beat cop in Russia, so you’re also obviously quite cold. Your shift’s almost over, which is a relief; however, you spot it. You see him weaving around and you know what your duty is-pull over the drunk driver. This should be routine. This should be standard. This should be one last “oomph” on your otherwise easy going night. But it isn’t. What is it really?

Mr. Wino’s Wild Ride (which is totally unlike that former Disney World ride, sweartagawd).

A drunk driver that was pulled over in Russia proceeded to continue on driving after stopping. The only catch? The officer that pulled him over was clinging to the roof of the car. Neither coffee nor a cold shower could stop the driver. The only thing that cease his drunken shenanigans and save the life of the Russian police officer were eight rounds from the officer’s gun.

Which didn’t go into the driver at all. Now that’s a boozer.