We’ve heard all kinds of reasons why Obama shouldn’t even be in this race:
- Old people say he’s too young.
- Women say he’s not a woman.
- Jesse Jackson says he has two too many nuts.
- Others say he’s too arrogant, flaunting his well-spokeness and ideas.
And now, The Wall Street Journal believes he may be too skinny for fat people. Their fear is that fat people won’t vote for someone who can’t identify with their pain. You see, many of them were born with genes that make it impossible for them to look like the models in magazines. Why, in order to even see themselves portrayed in a positive light, they have to create their own publications and television networks.
That’s a cultural experience that Barack Obama could never understand.