The moose is back and baby, it’s back with a bunch moose-itude! A man in Vermont was casually minding his own business, simply skiing when a crazed moose began charging him! The horror!
If it wasn’t for the quick thinking of Jeff Palmer*, the moose could have done some serious damage to him. Back off, the plural form of moose! The mountains are ours, not yours!
*Three things everyone knows:
- If a moose charges you, run into the woods.
- The real voice of a moose is Brad Garrett.
- Jazz was the tall military commando with the banging hair in Transformers.