Nearly half of U.S. millionaires are late-bloomers

Fidelity Investments surveyed 1000 U.S. millionaires and discovered that 42 percent feel that–despite owning at least $1 million of assets–they are not wealthy. Furthermore, many believed that they would not be wealthy until they were worth $7.5 million.

Some of you may say this is a symptom of inflation. You would be wrong.

This is an issue of low self-esteem. Our nation’s millionaires are ugly ducklings who never learned they were beautiful when they made their first million–or even millions less than eight. If our upper class feels middling-to-lower because they only have six bedrooms or four cars, then we have failed as a society to make them feel better than the rest of us.

Things went so well last time Pope ran commerce

Possible Slogan: You can't misspell 'euthanasia' without 'youth!'Pope Benedict XVI, a man chosen by God to sit on a golden throne in a palace that makes up its own city that is full of locked-away treasures, is asking business people of the world to ask themselves, “WWJD?”

The Pope calls entrepenuers’ and financiers’ morality into question in his latest encyclical, which is kind of like a homemade newspaper, only translated into Latin when it’s rolled out.

Among the practices he abhors are outsourcing (corporate missionary work), abusing natural resources (tending the plants and animals) and–of course–stem cell research, abortion and euthanasia.

So much for our chain of one-stop fetus- and elderly-killing stations. It doesn’t matter if we unionize (which he did support); Pope still says it’s wrong.