A nearly two year old baby jaguar has bad teeth. In the wild, that’s called the natural order of things. If the creature’s eaten, the creature’s eaten. That would do a fine job of teaching it to be born with better teeth. Bleeding heart biologists are always clamoring about how we should leave animals the way that they are and not upset the gentle and delicate order of nature, so that’s what was done, right?
Four vets (the species traitors of the medical world) performed surgery that fixed the problem. Which is just dandy. There are children in the world that have serious dental problems, both functional and aesthetic, but rather than pooling our time and knowledge together for those, we instead get to help out an animal. Jerks.
In happier news, a man performing free running in the early morning hours in Tempe fell and suffered a life-threatening head injury. Why is this happier news, you may ask? This aids in proving that social darwinism, while not doing a fine enough job on the Kardashians and Lohans of the world (which are the Kardashians and Lohans), does exist.