With the seasons changing and the cooling of temperatures news from the front is bound to wear down because our enemies move their priorities from fighting us to gathering enough food to last them through the winter. But our enemy’s holiday gives us the perfect chance to launch our own Tet offensive.
Our target: roadways. According to those peace loving hippies at the Discovery Channel, bees are making their homes along our nation’s roads because there are so many wild flowers and relatively few people treading through the area. There is, of course, the ever-present threat of a windshield moving at 45 mph.
It was clear this summer that bees were after us more than any other division of the animals’ military might. That’s why it’s payback time. Grab a weedwhacker and chop down the wildflowers, open up some bug bombs (be careful not to fog up the roads for traffic) or just shout insults at them as you drive by. We can hit them and hit them hard before they dig in underground for the winter!