Prince William, future leading drain on the British economy, is getting married, and no one is more excited about it than The Guys.
For one, he’s marrying a really rich chick commoner, so that validates our own Cinderella fantasies. Also, royal weddings get U.K. women incredibly horny and desperate.
Well, the commemorative coin just dropped, son, and people have some complaints about it. Here’s what we have to say:
- Do all British young people look like Narnia actors?
- That can’t be William’s real Adam’s apple.