Sound the horn!

Did you know that you can legally hunt gray wolves without the federal government coming after you and telling you you are a bad person? It’s true! The only thing is that the hippies will still say that, and it is not yet legal to hunt hippies.

As of September 15, you can go wolf hunting. After being on the endangered species list, they were taken off, only to be replaced again, but that got shot down, so the hunt will go on! Remember folks, werewolves are always on the kill list.

MasterChugs Theater: ‘Closer’

Mike Nichols has directed some classics (Catch 22, The Graduate, Working Girl) and some turkeys (Wolf, Regarding Henry). With Closer he returns to a chamber piece similar to his first feature, Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf, which also dealt with couples trapped in dysfunctional relationships. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Closer’

Great Wall once again useful

It’s visible from space and it kept the Mongols out for centuries, but now, it’s helping the Chinese face another foe.

A wolf has been found traipsing around a section of the wall that has been frequented by tourists. The Badabing Badaling section is a restored part of the wall and is a magnet for tourists. However, it seems the animals are wise to this.

China has been among the most successful of nations in the War on Animals, eliminating pretty much everything non-human in all of its urbanized areas. But it seems there are still pockets of the enemy that need to be flushed out.

Sun Tzu must have said something about this.