We all know the Jedi from the Star Wars movies and that kid from high school who smelled funny. We saw the noble Jedi do battle with the evil Sith, and lost miserably because Yoda and Obi-Wan screwed it up for everyone. But the Sith aren’t the only enemy of the Jedi, they also must fight discrimination.
Unable to use their fabled mind tricks on Earth for some reason, the Jedi are harassed by mere humans. Recently, Daniel Jones, the founder of the International Church of Jediism (not to be confused with Judaism) was thrown out of an English grocery store because he would not remove his hood, which he says is part of his religion.
It seems the Evil English Empire has no tolerance for those who do not belong here and now, but a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Luckily Jedi lawsuit powers still work on this planet.