They all look the same in the water, right?

There’s a-doin’s afoot in Japan, mainly those of the semi-cross-dressing kind at a bath house. It took the female bath customers quite a while to tell that there was a man in their midst. Recently, 49-year-old Yoshio Okawara, a security guard from Yokohama.

So how did a burly old security guard manage to slip past all the ladies? Okawara entered the bathhouse at around 3:30 p.m. wearing a coat and skirt along with long hair, causing the receptionist not to notice him. In fact, Okawara got changed in the women’s changing rooms and even made his way into a bath with several women before any complaints were raised.

People must have thought he was one ugly woman, or maybe he was really fat and it covered up all the …ahem…more noticeable features. Once a complaint was made by one of his fellow bathers, a male attendant restrained Okawara until police arrived.

Is it bad to be impressed that Okawara made it that far without being noticed?

Still not as cool as Mecha-Shiva

Dear Japan,

We know that you hate the rest of the world. That’s all fine and dandy. Nonetheless, stop trying to create robotic death machines in the shape of animals. Everyone knows that you’re totally teaming up with the animals in a bid to kill us all. Now you’re just totally refusing to even be subtle about it.

Sincerely,

The rest of the world.