Traditionally, zoos are a great place to go. You can spend the day taunting animals, as well as take notes on what the enemy looks like. But that’s not the case in Gaza, because nothing is normal in that part of the world.
At one zoo in Gaza, the zebras are not all they seem. Sure, they’re white with black stripes, but there’s just something off. The stripes on the legs are horizontal instead of vertical and their manes are not black. Why, these animals are imposters.
In fact, they are donkeys that are dyed to look like zebras. This means that the zebras that were supposed to be there are missing!
You may not know this, but Pittsburgh is crawling with zebras. The things are everywhere, and they have to be controlled. Luckily, Pittsburgh has had a guardian protecting them from the zebra herds that roam freely through the streets.