MasterChugs Theater: ‘Zombie Strippers’

BRAAAAAAAINS ... AND BREEEEEAAAAASSSTTTSS.Before you start saying anything, I know exactly what you’re thinking–I’m actually reviewing a movie called Zombie Strippers? Well, come on, with a name that evocative, who wouldn’t want to see Zombie Strippers? Wait–don’t answer that just yet. Not since Snakes on a Plane has a (mainstream) film had a title so straightforward that you know exactly what you’re going to get before you even step into the theater. Where Strippers departs from Snakes, though, is that it’s actually Grade A B-movie schlock, whereas Snakes was just pretending to be. In this respect, it actually has more in common with the Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino double-bill Grindhouse–with probably about one-tenth the budget.

With that said, this review is indeed safe for work. I promise. The movie? Totally not safe for work. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Zombie Strippers’