Second Coming (of Steve Jobs)?

Apple owners, rejoice! Rejoice, for the prices on everything in the Mac Store have lowered dramatically!

Nanos, Touches and even Classics are priced to reach even the meekest of hands! The day of everyone embracing the work of Jobs is nigh!

… Or there’s something new coming out that will keep the power balance between us elites and the Zune-clappers where it belongs.

So, praise Jobs for drawing PCheapskates into the fold, but praise him again as we lord over them with our iPod Thoughts or iTricorders or whatever.

Both Zune owners listening to music again

The 30-gigabyte model of the Microsoft Zune, that portable music player that you’ve heard of but never seen, briefly lost all functionality this New Year’s because it was not Y2k9 compliant.

Microsoft announced yesterday, though, that they work now and followed with their customary tech support advice: “Did you try resetting it?”

So, as a small portion of the world breathes a heavy sigh of relief, we are reminded of that age old philosophy question …