For years, people have been wondering about the urban legend of the Lancaster Boa. It’s foiled cryptozoologists left and right, as no one has been able to find pictures of it. You wouldn’t believe the number of citizens in California that have plagued by this beast.
But no longer! We’ve now caught it! No longer will you rampage through the cars of people, evil reptilian monster.
*Pssst*
*Pssst*
What’s that? Wait, what do you mean? It doesn’t exist? There is no Lancaster Boa? I’m just making it up?
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…..Gotta go…..