Swabs, we be engaged in a great battle, as ye know. But on days like Talk Like A Pirate Day, it be easy forget. This blog remains every vigilant because we need to. Let there be no clearer proof than this that we need to keep the long nines loaded at all times. Our foe be trickier than we think.
Now, they want us t’fund ’em with their crappy art. Paintin’s by animals in South Carolina be’ sellin’ fer over $500 (roughly 600 pieces o’eight). All they want is our money, and they think we be dull enough t’buy some scribbles any toddler could draw.
I say nay, we shall not be spendin’ our hard stolen money helpin’ the enemy’s fight. We shall spend it on rum, instead!