Taking them out one island at a time

In our continuing war against the animals, we, the humans, have struck another vistory. After 229 years, Alaska’s Rat Island, is now rat-free. Basically we rat-nuked those bastards with rat poinson from a helicopter. Up next for removal from rats, Capitol Hill! (Wait, all CAPS) BA-ZING!!!

Seriously, you’re too kind folks, you’re too kind.