That is INDEED a gun in my pocket

Hey, NRA, at your next meeting, you might want to think about putting out some conditional rules of for new gun owners. Such as:

• If you’re inebriated and dealing with guns, you probably shouldn’t have the gun.
• If you’ve decided to play a solo game of Russian Roulette, you probably shouldn’t have the gun.
• If you’re going to the bathroom, and you have to remove the gun from your body in order to use the facilities, then you probably shouldn’t have had the gun in the first place.

Because if you’re not careful, you might end up shooting yourself.