That’s not water in his gun …

Now that's just going to stain. But boy, is he ever happy to see you!

Many times in life, there are some people who are simply so crazy that they’re legends in their own rights; however, the Kikkoman Gunman, has gone above and beyond in the war against unsuspecting school girls.

Kenichi Ogawa, 22 years of age, was arrested on assault charges. Our new vigilante hero filled water-guns with soy sauce, and then got his squirt on to “blow off steam.” Creeeeepy.

Several high school girls in Maebashi had been attacked in similar incidents this month, so they’re looking into a possible connection (because clearly, there are so many regular incidents involving soy sauce being shot onto women in Japan-actually, on second thought … ). Authorities are accusing Ogawa of getting on his motorcycle and shooting a 17-year-old schoolgirl in the back with his sauce gun. The report says that the back of her uniform was left covered in soy sauce.

A hit and run involving soy sauce and water-guns. Never in my life would I have ever expected to live to see that. I think I’m touched by the story, and not in the “bad Uncle George” kind of way.

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