The Amish mob

You know how these mob guys are. They’ll just keep running their rackets until they own the town.

And how low on the totem pole do you have to go to be an undercover agent in an milk sting?

5 thoughts on “The Amish mob”

  1. Ok, let’s run down this again. We’ve got the Chinese mafia, the Japanese mafia(yakuza), Russian mafia, Irish mafia,Italian mafia(aka, THE mafia), the Swedish mafia, and now the Amish mafia.

    Yet another example of diversity in the workplace.

  2. Let’s not forget about the Jewish mafia. They were in New York between the reigns of the Irish and Italian mobs around 1900.

  3. Does the Amish mafia control bowling rackets, too? Or was “Kingpin” full of it?

    Also, how does an organized crime syndicate intimidate others if not allowed to use violence?

  4. By smashing the HELL out of your “soul-stealers”.

    Those would be cameras for those not fluent in Amish-ese-ish-ili-in.

  5. I knew things were getting bad here in Lancaster County, PA with these Amish. Last week I heard clop, clop, clop, clop, Bang, Bang, Clop, Clop, Clop, Clop. It wound up being an Amish drive by shooting.

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