The analogy of arcades being speakeasies just became more legitimate

Pouring one out for your digital homies just became a lot more difficult if you reside in Illinois. I mean, really difficult.

Despite there never actually being many instances of this, Illinois has decided to ban any and all references to malt liquor in video games “marketed to children.”

Protip: This will most assuredly make America a better place somehow. Obviously. Clearly.

The state’s government is introducing a whole range of laws designed to tackle alcohol abuse and drunk driving, of which this is but one. Advertisements and displays of any sort of “alcopop” or malt liquor will not be allowed in any video game hoping to go on sale in the mid-Western state.

Protip: Mystifying alcohol and making it look like some sort of forbidden secret will totally not make children all the more curious to try it.

Billboards within 500 feet of public schools and live performances where the majority of the audience could be children have also been affected by this new law, which went into affect this past week.

Protip: Prohibition on a video game level is just a completely inane idea.