The animals’ germ warfare attack continues

Did you survive Labor Day weekend? If you’re reading this, odds are you should answer “yes.” While we were all celebrating this summer, the animals were hard at work terrorizing us, especially with germ warfare.

If you visited Yosemite National Park, congratulations, you may have contracted a deadline respiratory disease called hantavirus. This week, the U.S. warned countries around the world of a possible hantavirus outbreak, because some of the permanent tents at Yosemite mice infected with the disease, and up to 10,000 people were at risk.

Mel Gibson tried to warn us about beavers, but because he had also tried to warn us about the Jews, no one listened. But it turns out he may have been right (about the beavers, not the Jews). An 83-year-old woman was swimming in a Virginia lake when she was attacked by a rabid beaver. Luckily the woman is being treated and will make a full recovery. Even better, the beaver was dealt swift justice by authorities.

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