Many of you may be planning to head south for vacation, now that summer is unofficially here. Well, don’t. That is unless you’re ready to walk into a war zone.
Nowhere is safe right now, not even when you’re on a boat. Over the weekend, a female boater’s leg was broken when a sturgeon weighing up to 75 lbs (!) jumped on board and landed on her leg. Luckily, no one else was injured, and we assume that the sturgeon was dinner.
What’s shocking is that sturgeon seem to know exactly how to attack us, because this is the fifth time it’s happened this year alone. Grab a fishing rod, guys, it’s justice time.