The biggest club drug today: Preparation H

It’s well documented that The Guys are huge on the club scene. But unlike the poseurs inside, we know that it’s all about looking good while you’re waiting outside. If you bring a flask, it’s even better than bottle service, and you don’t have to worry about spilling your drink while you bust a move.

But kids these days will do anything to look good inside the club, and apparently they’ve moved on from roofies and ecstasy. Now they’re into doing Preparation H, especially the dudes. The reasoning is that the cream gets rid of water weight or fat and makes to look slimmer and more ripped.

The only problem is, it actually makes your chest smaller, because the cream constricts blood vessels where applied to shrivel stuff up, like those muscles you want to showcase. And it can also raise your blood pressure!

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