The crappiest hotels

Think you’re going to stay at a hotel during your big summer vacation? Think again, unless of course, you like poop.

Researchers at the University of Houston swabbed 19 hotel rooms and found that 81% of them had E. coli, that bacteria that comes from poop. Doorknobs, remote controls, phones, headboard and more were tested, and there was crap on most of it. The only reasonable conclusion that can be drawn here is that Texans don’t wash their hands.

But this blog doesn’t let reason hold us down. Folks, every single hotel you visit is contaminated. There’s no escaping it, you are knee-deep in fecal coliform. Sleep tight!